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Author: nickberry
Can you recommend a better way to scrape ice off my windshield?
I used my discount card but could only get 20% off
You murder one pizza man, then you have to murder another and another and another
That’s the Domino’s effect.
Shout out to my fingers
I can always count on them.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because your toothbrush works better.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long!
New Year?
I just got used to the last one!
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind it’s tearable.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.