where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.
Tag: pun
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me
People say i look better without glasses
But, I don’t see it.
I ordered a book of puns last week
But I didn’t get it.
A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me
so I asked him to leave me a loan.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
My new diet consists of aircraft
its a bit plane.
The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner
there where strings attached
Cartoonist found dead in home
Details are sketchy