Moms are the best. They always know how to make us laugh and feel better, no matter what. So in honor of Mother’s Day, here are 25 jokes that will have your mom laughing all day long. Happy Mother’s Day, moms! You deserve it!
A mother said to her son, “Look at that kid over there; he’s not misbehaving.” The son replied, “Maybe he has good parents then!”
Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know dear, you’d have to ask Grandma.
Bought my mom a mug which says, “Happy Mother’s day from the World’s Worst Son”. I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
Son: Why is a computer so smart? Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
Son: “Mom, stop making jokes you’re not funny.” Mom: “I made you”
Daughter: mom, I need my personal space! mom: You came out of my personal space.
What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers? Superman’s just a superhero now and then. moms are superheroes all the time.
What three words solves Dad’s every problem? Ask your mother
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
Motherhood: Because going to the bathroom in private is over-rated.
I love my kids. Not enough to flip the fish sticks halfway through cooking, but I love them.
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.
I love it when I find myself screaming ‘STOP SCREAMING’ at my kids. That’s how I teach them irony.
Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? mums.
Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? She was chili
The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn’t finish.
Kids are challenging. Wine is necessary.
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you
What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost? I want my mommy
And last but not least, my favorite mom joke!
Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales? Because Mothers are priceless.
It’s no secret that mothers love a good laugh, so in honor of Mother’s Day, we’ve put together a list of 25 jokes that are sure to make mom smile. From puns to one-liners, there’s something for everyone on this list. So what are you waiting for? Share a joke with your mother today and make her laugh out loud. Do you have a favorite mom joke that didn’t make our list? Submit it below.
