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Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.

Police were called to a daycare yesterday

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me

People say i look better without glasses, but I just can't see it.

People say i look better without glasses

I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it.

I ordered a book of puns last week

A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me, so I asked him to leave me a loan.

A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

My new diet consists of aircraft, its a bit plane

My new diet consists of aircraft

The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner there where strings attached

The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner

Cartoonist found dead in home Details are sketchy

Cartoonist found dead in home

That's all folks.

Today's dad joke

Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.

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