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The 13 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama jokes are a classic form of humor. They never seem to get old, no matter how often you hear them. In fact, some of the best yo mama jokes are ones that keep you laughing until your stomach hurts. If you’re looking for a good laugh, then check out these 13 hilarious yo mama jokes. You won’t be disappointed!

  1. Yo mama’s cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
  2. Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
  3. Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
  4. Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
  5. Yo mama’s so big, her belt size is “equator.”
  6. Yo mama’s so classless, she’s a Marxist utopia.
  7. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
  8. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  9. Yo mama’s so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.
  10. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
  11. Yo mama’s so poor, Nigerian princes wire¬†her¬†money.
  12. Yo mama’s so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
  13. Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

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