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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy and one is a little lighter.

One is heavy and one is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy and one is a little lighter.

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