Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic raccoon? Whether you’re rolling nat 1s like it’s your job or just love the thrill of an epic dumpster dive, this shirt is for you. Perfect for anyone who lives life on the edge of a d20, this shirt combines your love of trash pandas and terrible rolls into one gloriously hilarious package.
Guaranteed to spark envy at your next game night or casual hangout, this tee boldly declares your devotion to embracing the chaos — because sometimes, rolling trash is exactly what the adventure needs.
🐾 Perfect for:
Rolling critical failures with style
Fans of raccoons and regrettable decisions
DMs who take joy in watching their players fail gloriously
Share your “Live Fast, Roll Trash” moments and get ready for the ultimate mix of laughs and sympathy when you proudly wear this masterpiece of nerdy apparel.
Get one now, or risk rolling a natural 1 on your style check!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$19.97
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