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Whats the most scientific dog? - A lab-rador.

Whats the most scientific dog?

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. - I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year.

What do you call cows with no legs? - Ground beef.

What do you call cows with no legs?

What did the extraterrestrial say to the bottle of water? - Take me to your LITER!

What did the extraterrestrial say to the bottle of water?

What does Sting say when he's in an elevator with a fart smell? - “I hate to say it, I hate to say it, But it's probably me ..”

What does Sting say when he’s in an elevator with a fart smell?

One horse is taking to another horse... - "I was running a race the other day, and I knew I couldn't win it. I just wasn't myself. But then I heard this voice, it said *keep running, you can do this*. So I kept running, and sure enough I won" The other horse replies: "That's crazy, the same thing happened to me. I was in last place, on the final lap, then I heard the same voice - *keep running, you can do this*. And what would you know? I came first!" A greyhound who happened to be passing by, hears this conversation, and can't help but join in. "You guys, this is crazy, but the exact same thing happened to me!" The two horses look at eachother. "Jesus Christ! A talking dog!?!"

One horse is taking to another horse…

I’m still undecided on which streaming service to watch. - Tubi or not Tubi? That is the question.

I’m still undecided on which streaming service to watch.

Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. - I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. - But 99% of you will never get it.

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

That's all folks.

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Today's dad joke

Whats the most scientific dog? - A lab-rador.

Whats the most scientific dog?

A lab-rador.

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