Sadly, he lost his case.
Author: nickberry
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning
It would be truly alarming.
I owe a lot to the sidewalks
They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years
The wedding was so emotional even the cake was in tiers
I used to go fishing with Skrillex but he kept dropping the bass
Yesterday a clown held the door for me
It was a nice jester.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Gas prices are so high…
I saw Sammy Hagar driving 55
Read enough of our funny puns
and you’ll be punstoppable
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger
Then it hit me