“Supplies!”
Category: Dad Jokes
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Police were called to a daycare yesterday
where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me
People say i look better without glasses
But, I don’t see it.
I ordered a book of puns last week
But I didn’t get it.
A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me
so I asked him to leave me a loan.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07