I can always count on them.
Category: Dad Jokes
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because your toothbrush works better.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long!
New Year?
I just got used to the last one!
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind it’s tearable.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.