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Category: Dad Jokes
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet.
What’s the worlds largest ant?
An elephant
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
Do you know why it was called the dark ages?
Because there were too many knights
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
58
Can you recommend a better way to scrape ice off my windshield?
I used my discount card but could only get 20% off
You murder one pizza man, then you have to murder another and another and another
That’s the Domino’s effect.