Udder madness.
Tag: animals
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hairline
What do you call a french pig?
Porque.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
Their SuBAHHru.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs?
High steaks.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.