Tag: animals
My cat was just sick on the carpet
I don’t think it’s feline well.
I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you
It’s a little fishy.
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and one is a little lighter.
Thanks for the submission Tiff!
Why was Dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.