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Tag: dadjoke
What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet.
What’s the worlds largest ant?
An elephant
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
58
Can you recommend a better way to scrape ice off my windshield?
I used my discount card but could only get 20% off
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long!