And it was about time too
Tag: science
I’d tell you a chemistry joke
but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
The energizer bunny went to jail
He was charged with battery
I read a book on anti-gravity
I couldn’t put it down
What planet is like a circus?
Saturn, it has three rings!
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven?
When they met, sparks flew.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
It’s not the end of the world!
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
It becomes daytrogen.
What’s it called when you have too many aliens?
Extraterrestrials.
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.