Returning a Serb
Tag: pun
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
What’s the worlds largest ant?
An elephant
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.