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Tag: pun
What do you call a cow with all of its legs?
High steaks.
If January threw a parade would February March?
No but April May
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did one banana spy on the other?
Because she was appealing.
I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person.
I had thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Do you know sign language?
You should learn it. It’s pretty handy.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?
He’s all right now.