Tag: pun
My friends say they don’t like skeleton puns
I should put more backbone into them
I was accused of being a plagiarist, their word not mine
Einstein developed a theory about space
And it was about time too
An untalented gymnast walks into a bar
At my boxing club there is only one punch bag
I hate waiting for the punch line!
My kid picks up a stone from every hike we go on and on Father’s Day each year gives them all to me.
Honestly, it rocks and I appreciate the sediment.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage
Sadly, he lost his case.
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning
It would be truly alarming.
I owe a lot to the sidewalks
They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years