Bison.
Author: nickberry
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet.
What’s the worlds largest ant?
An elephant
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
Do you know why it was called the dark ages?
Because there were too many knights