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Author: nickberry
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did one banana spy on the other?
Because she was appealing.
I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person.
I had thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Do you know sign language?
You should learn it. It’s pretty handy.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?
He’s all right now.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
Happy 91st birthday Buzz!
Aussies have gotten really good at one thing in tennis
Returning a Serb
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.