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DDB-000272 Pop Culture & Music

A man was attacked by string instruments.

It was a violin-t act!

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DDB-000002 Pop Culture & Music

After retiring, I heard that Phil Collins had to downsize...

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DDB-000683 Pop Culture & Music

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?

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DDB-000713 Pop Culture & Music

I was walking down the street and was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a French horn.

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