Joke archive · 5 on file
Christmas dad jokes.
Filed under seasonal obligations. Jokes about Santa, snowmen and gifts nobody asked for. Unwrap the punchline when you must.
- DDB-000306 Everyday Life
This is RIDICULOUS!!! It's July 8th, and people are STILL setting off fireworks. Just now...
One almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire.
- DDB-000325 Everyday Life
Last Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, 'I'm a nudist.'
I haven't worn it yet.
- DDB-000746 Pop Culture & Music
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
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- DDB-000289 Animals & Nature
What do you call an old snowman ?
A glass of water
- DDB-000759 Animals & Nature
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
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