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Halloween dad jokes.

Filed under seasonal hazards. Jokes about ghosts, skeletons, and other things that have no guts. Reveal at your own risk.

  1. DDB-000057 History, Politics & Religion

    Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

    Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

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  2. DDB-000499 History, Politics & Religion

    Why don’t monsters eat ghosts ?

    They taste like sheet.

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  3. DDB-000671 History, Politics & Religion

    What is a ghosts least favorite class?

    Gym because they have to exorcise.

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  4. DDB-000062 History, Politics & Religion

    What do you call it when a ghost gives you flowers?

    A booquet.

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  5. DDB-000099 History, Politics & Religion

    What do baby vampires wear?

    Pampires

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  6. DDB-000215 Science, Tech & Math

    What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?

    Lycan subscribe.

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  1. DDB-000311 History, Politics & Religion

    What kind of cake do ghosts choose for their birthday?

    I-scream cake.

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  2. DDB-000530 History, Politics & Religion

    I found out my girlfriend was really a ghost

    I suspected so, the moment she walked through the door

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  3. DDB-000315 School & Language

    My new book is called Wooooaaooooh

    I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer

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  4. DDB-000316 Pop Culture & Music

    On our 3rd date, I warned the girl I was seeing that I had a monster in my pants,

    She was pretty disappointed to find out it was Mike Wazowski.

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  5. DDB-000431 Family & Relationships

    What do you call a Skeleton that love bombs you?

    An X O skeleton

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  6. DDB-000747 Family & Relationships

    My five year old told me this one today: what has four arms and four legs?

    A monster!

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