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DDB-000647 Edgy & Adult

Did you hear about the terrorist cow bombing?

It was cattlecalysmic.

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DDB-000145 Edgy & Adult

What has two butts and kills people?

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DDB-000047 Edgy & Adult

My mother had a favorite spoon. Always insisted nobody else could use it. When she died, we decided to bury her with it.

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DDB-000104 Edgy & Adult

what do u call a cannibal that only eats coma patients?

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