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DDB-000609 Edgy & Adult

How did the prostitute pay for her tattoo?

Tit for tat.

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I met a girl online who was into tattoos One thing led to another and things got a bit steamy so I asked her for a sexy picture. In about five seconds, I received one with her boob out asking for a picture in return. I sent her one of my dragon tattoo.

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DDB-000026 Edgy & Adult

What does a pimp major in?

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DDB-000044 Edgy & Adult

Me: I've met a girl with 12 breasts

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