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DDB-000416 Animals & Nature

I asked my dog, "What's five minus five?"

He said nothing.

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DDB-000188 Animals & Nature

What's the most scientific dog?

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DDB-000116 Animals & Nature

Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get it some ketchup.

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DDB-000175 Animals & Nature

I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

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