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DDB-000750 Everyday Life

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once...

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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DDB-000203 Everyday Life

My friend asked me if I knew where he could get a wig.

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DDB-000295 Everyday Life

Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner I tried on my outfit and my wife said "Give me a twirl"

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DDB-000325 Everyday Life

Last Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, 'I'm a nudist.'

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