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If two vegetarians get into an argument...

Is it still considered a beef?

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DDB-000417 Food & Drink

Today I had a heated argument with a vegan second time this week

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DDB-000095 Food & Drink

I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM

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DDB-000107 Food & Drink

Who rules the city of condiments?

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