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DDB-000213 Pop Culture & Music

My wife is leaving me because I tell her too many Star Wars puns.

Divorce is strong in this one.

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DDB-000165 Pop Culture & Music

My daughter has an ingrown toenail and it is beginning to get infected and so my wife made her an epsom salt bath to put her foot in... as she was sitting there with her foot in the water I said, "If you were a Jedi..."

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DDB-000652 Pop Culture & Music

My Wife has told me to stop laughing at Disney puns

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DDB-000782 Pop Culture & Music

Had a Star Wars-related dream where nobody could count past two in French.

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