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DDB-000202 Health & Body

My wife threw some omega 3 capsules at me this morning.

I'm okay. I only have super fish oil injuries.

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My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays.

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I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean?

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I'm never donating blood again. They ask so many questions

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