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DDB-000305 Animals & Nature

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Wherever you left it.

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DDB-000716 Animals & Nature

What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?

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DDB-000185 Animals & Nature

What do you call cows with no legs?

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DDB-000191 Animals & Nature

Did you hear that story about a pig turning into a cow when it was cleaned?

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