DDB-000116 Animals & Nature
Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get it some ketchup.
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Animals & Nature
Farm animals, pets, birds and the occasional insect, all of them guilty of puns. The cows are especially well represented. They have not been asked for comment.
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All Animals & Nature jokes
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DDB-000117 Animals & Nature
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
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DDB-000118 Animals & Nature
What do you call the horse next door?
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DDB-000128 Animals & Nature
What did the sign on the broken skunk say?
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DDB-000136 Animals & Nature
What animal has more lives than the cat?
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DDB-000144 Animals & Nature
Why are you so good at being a scarecrow?
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DDB-000149 Animals & Nature
Where do cows go on Vacation
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DDB-000157 Animals & Nature
What drink is most dangerous to cats?
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DDB-000160 Animals & Nature
Most people don't know cows can sing.
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DDB-000166 Animals & Nature
What do you do when a sheep is unconscious?
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DDB-000175 Animals & Nature
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith
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DDB-000185 Animals & Nature
What do you call cows with no legs?
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