DDB-000252 Family & Relationships
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
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Family & Relationships
The archive's most reliable source of material is the household. Most of these jokes were told at dinner, and most were not welcome.
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DDB-000449 Family & Relationships
My wife gets angry when I hide kitchen utensils.
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The full drawer
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DDB-000012 Family & Relationships
My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
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DDB-000018 Family & Relationships
My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
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DDB-000076 Family & Relationships
/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.
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DDB-000108 Family & Relationships
My son threw his milk carton at me.
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DDB-000110 Family & Relationships
Why should you never write a love letter to your partner on an empty stomach?
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DDB-000138 Family & Relationships
What does a girl who can't swim/float call her boyfriend?
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DDB-000141 Family & Relationships
My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.
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DDB-000143 Family & Relationships
A date with my wife
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DDB-000146 Family & Relationships
My wife dated a clown before we started going out..
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DDB-000177 Family & Relationships
Why did the baby shoe feel so ashamed?
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DDB-000252 Family & Relationships
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
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DDB-000266 Family & Relationships
I told my son not to go in the hot tub, but he did
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