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DDB-000046 History, Politics & Religion

Dad:Son, I killed 11 people in Iraq

Son: Dad you were a parachute packer. Dad:Never said I was a good one

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DDB-000084 History, Politics & Religion

Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."

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DDB-000096 History, Politics & Religion

When I became an officer in the army, my dad told me I was too stupid to ever be promoted past the rank of Major. I was furious that he would say such a thing.

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DDB-000005 History, Politics & Religion

The police came and arrested my painting

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