DDB-000005 History, Politics & Religion
The police came and arrested my painting
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History, Politics & Religion
Filed together because they all happened a long time ago, or feel like it. Most of the humor is in the puns, not in any position.
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DDB-000057 History, Politics & Religion
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
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DDB-000062 History, Politics & Religion
What do you call it when a ghost gives you flowers?
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DDB-000005 History, Politics & Religion
The police came and arrested my painting
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DDB-000029 History, Politics & Religion
Why did Soviet pilots fly their jets so fast?
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DDB-000046 History, Politics & Religion
Dad:Son, I killed 11 people in Iraq
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DDB-000057 History, Politics & Religion
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
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DDB-000062 History, Politics & Religion
What do you call it when a ghost gives you flowers?
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DDB-000084 History, Politics & Religion
Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."
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DDB-000096 History, Politics & Religion
When I became an officer in the army, my dad told me I was too stupid to ever be promoted past the rank of Major. I was furious that he would say such a thing.
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DDB-000099 History, Politics & Religion
What do baby vampires wear?
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DDB-000114 History, Politics & Religion
Why does Christ never lose a file?
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DDB-000125 History, Politics & Religion
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
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DDB-000139 History, Politics & Religion
Arkansas is the only US state in The Bible
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DDB-000150 History, Politics & Religion
I can’t stand religious movies
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