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My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid

I had to use a ladder to reach the liquor

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Why did the baby shoe feel so ashamed?

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DDB-000364 Family & Relationships

When my dad was on his deathbed, he said to me, "Son, I'm leaving my company to you. Try not to do something stupid with it like you always do!"

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DDB-000076 Family & Relationships

I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.

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