DDB-000154 History, Politics & Religion
What did the old pirate say on his birthday?
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DDB-000155 School & Language
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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DDB-000156 Food & Drink
Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me
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DDB-000157 Animals & Nature
What drink is most dangerous to cats?
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DDB-000158 History, Politics & Religion
Someone threatened to throw a statue of Zeus at me.
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DDB-000159 Pop Culture & Music
Many people are unaware that Raymond Burr had an older brother who was a lumberjack.
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DDB-000160 Animals & Nature
Most people don't know cows can sing.
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DDB-000162 Pop Culture & Music
How does Ace Ventura respond to people who don't like coffee?
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DDB-000165 Pop Culture & Music
My daughter has an ingrown toenail and it is beginning to get infected and so my wife made her an epsom salt bath to put her foot in ... as she was sitting there with her foot in the water I said, "If you were a Jedi ..."
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DDB-000166 Animals & Nature
What do you do when a sheep is unconscious?
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DDB-000167 Health & Body
What illness do pens get?
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DDB-000168 Food & Drink
What's small and red and has a rough voice?
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