DDB-000416 Animals & Nature
I asked my dog, "What's five minus five?"
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DDB-000417 Food & Drink
Today I had a heated argument with a vegan second time this week
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DDB-000418 Health & Body
"I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "You have seven days to live."
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DDB-000419 Work & Money
I spend all day slaving away at a watch repair shop.
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DDB-000420 Food & Drink
I was gardening the other day and my neighbor said I should put horse manure on your strawberries.
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DDB-000422 History, Politics & Religion
Why do people think Disney was behind the trump assassination attempt?
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DDB-000423 Animals & Nature
I told a joke about lighting
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DDB-000424 Everyday Life
What athletic apparel gives you diarrhea?
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DDB-000425 Animals & Nature
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but...
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DDB-000426 Work & Money
My nephew needed a job, so I told him to apply for the Search and Rescue Team.
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DDB-000427 Science, Tech & Math
How Do Trees Access The Internet?
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DDB-000428 Everyday Life
If I die before I am 40 then I want my funeral to be at 7 am
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