DDB-000474 Everyday Life
What does apocalypse mean?
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Every joke on file.
597 jokes, filed and numbered. The punchlines are kept out of sight until you ask for them.
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DDB-000475 Work & Money
I had an interview at a logging company that went really well!
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DDB-000476 Family & Relationships
My wife and I had a really good relationship, until we bought a waterbed a vew weeks ago..
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DDB-000480 Family & Relationships
I told my kids I was tired of them using their whistle when they came inside. I told them they had one more chance.
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DDB-000481 Family & Relationships
It’s not a dad bod
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DDB-000482 Pop Culture & Music
Elton John has admitted he never legally changed his name.
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DDB-000483 Food & Drink
This man was about to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me
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DDB-000484 Health & Body
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
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DDB-000488 Animals & Nature
What do you call a Rooster that's good at Math?
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DDB-000489 Work & Money
How much is a ton of money to the British?
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DDB-000490 Science, Tech & Math
What did the masseuse say to the number 0.2 during its massage?
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DDB-000492 Health & Body
What did one foot say to make the other foot leave?
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