DDB-000565 Animals & Nature
My wife wondered what smelled so bad when I came in from working in the pasture
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DDB-000566 Everyday Life
I call it an elevator, but my British friend calls it a lift.
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DDB-000567 Animals & Nature
Where Do Cow Farts Come From?
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DDB-000568 Food & Drink
Why did the string bean insts on flying first class?
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DDB-000569 Animals & Nature
Hey, what did you name your pet moose?
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DDB-000570 Pop Culture & Music
We are holding a contest to see who has the biggest ABBA collection.
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DDB-000571 Animals & Nature
What might you say if you get lost in a corn field?
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DDB-000573 Animals & Nature
Alligators can live for up to 100 years.
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DDB-000574 Sports & Hobbies
A former Olympic high jumper hasn't been able to beat the world record, and it still keeps him up at night.
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DDB-000579 Sports & Hobbies
A professional limbo player walks into a bar.
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DDB-000580 Everyday Life
My grandpa once said, “When I was a kid, you could go to the store with $2 and come home with a loaf of bread, a jug of milk, 2 candy bars and a cold drink.”
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DDB-000581 Health & Body
What did the nose tell the finger?
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