DDB-000659 Everyday Life
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
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DDB-000661 Everyday Life
What’s a wallflower’s favorite dance?
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DDB-000662 History, Politics & Religion
What do you call a knight who refuses to fight?
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DDB-000663 Sports & Hobbies
I really love listening to the different Nations anthems at the Olympics...
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DDB-000666 Pop Culture & Music
My wife asked if i was ever going to stop making jokes about Judas Priest. I told her if you think i’m gonna stop…
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DDB-000667 Family & Relationships
My wife keeps lighting her farts on fire then lying about it...
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DDB-000668 School & Language
I ordered a book called 'How To Scam'.
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DDB-000669 Family & Relationships
Went to my kids school orientation today
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DDB-000671 History, Politics & Religion
What is a ghosts least favorite class?
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DDB-000672 Science, Tech & Math
How does a male chemist flirt with a female chemist?
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DDB-000673 Science, Tech & Math
I had to reset the password for my work computer, so I tried BeefStew. It wasn’t allowed because….
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DDB-000674 Food & Drink
My wife tried to upset me saying my puns are cheesy
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