DDB-000749 Everyday Life
Why did the belt go to jail?
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DDB-000750 Everyday Life
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once…
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DDB-000752 Animals & Nature
What are two keys that will NEVER ever open any doors?
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DDB-000753 Work & Money
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
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DDB-000755 Animals & Nature
My nine year old today: “Dad, what did one frog say to the other frog?”
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DDB-000756 Food & Drink
What do you call friends that you eat with?
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DDB-000757 Food & Drink
I want to open an Italian restaurant called onomatopizza.
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DDB-000758 Everyday Life
What do you call footwear covered in black pepper?
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DDB-000759 Animals & Nature
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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DDB-000760 School & Language
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life.
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DDB-000762 Pop Culture & Music
I heard Quentin Tarantino had a really bad date the other night
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DDB-000763 School & Language
What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
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