DDB-000768 Food & Drink
Can I make a joke about pizza?
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DDB-000769 Science, Tech & Math
I think one of my neighbors might be a secret trigonometry fan. They haven't come right out and said it...
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DDB-000770 Science, Tech & Math
A friend of mine couldn't believe he won the lottery. He asked me 'What are the odds??'
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DDB-000771 Animals & Nature
With a heavy heart, I must announce that my prized ice sculpture has unfortunately evaporated.
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DDB-000772 Places & Travel
If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen...
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DDB-000773 Animals & Nature
Why can't the cat have control of the TV remote?
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DDB-000774 Animals & Nature
How many ants can you fit in a rental property?
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DDB-000775 Family & Relationships
My daughter wanted me to take her shopping at "The Hot Topic" at the mall.
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DDB-000776 Family & Relationships
Realizing my wife is going to need an oxygen tank for the rest of her life,
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DDB-000777 School & Language
Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock-knock" joke?
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DDB-000778 Health & Body
My doctor's fees are very fair.
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DDB-000779 Everyday Life
My family got pretty bored when I spent all Saturday afternoon installing bidets on our toilets.
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