DDB-000291 Food & Drink
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Food & Drink
Everything on the menu has been turned into wordplay at least once. Order accordingly, and do not expect the kitchen to apologize.
66 jokes on file
All Food & Drink jokes
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DDB-000308 Food & Drink
What do you call a tiny potato watching you?
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DDB-000313 Food & Drink
A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender says I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?
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DDB-000328 Food & Drink
If we get rid of all the margarine,
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DDB-000329 Food & Drink
Friend: what do you put first? Milk or cereal.
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DDB-000353 Food & Drink
What did the cupcake say to the frosting?
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DDB-000372 Food & Drink
“Potato chip delivery truck crash ahead! Cleanup underway”
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DDB-000375 Food & Drink
My wife threw a dinner party and one of the guests noticed the garden and asked if the herbs were fresh.
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DDB-000377 Food & Drink
The guy at the convenience store was showing me how to fill a cup with the slushy machine.
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DDB-000379 Food & Drink
Any allergies?
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DDB-000386 Food & Drink
What did the butter say to the bread?
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DDB-000387 Food & Drink
A piece of string walks into a bar…
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