DDB-000393 Food & Drink
What did the apple say to the orange?
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Food & Drink
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DDB-000397 Food & Drink
What do you call a gambler that doesn't eat meat?
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DDB-000410 Food & Drink
A rope walks into a bar…
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DDB-000417 Food & Drink
Today I had a heated argument with a vegan second time this week
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DDB-000420 Food & Drink
I was gardening the other day and my neighbor said I should put horse manure on your strawberries.
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DDB-000433 Food & Drink
Which is the loneliest cheese?
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DDB-000440 Food & Drink
I arrived a bit early for my dinner reservation and the manager asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said, “Not at all.”
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DDB-000448 Food & Drink
Why will there never be a diplomatic solution to end the Great Legume War?
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DDB-000464 Food & Drink
I found this great place online to order sausage.
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DDB-000472 Food & Drink
What do you call a group of people waiting in line for Vietnamese food?
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DDB-000473 Food & Drink
How often does your dad drink beer?
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DDB-000483 Food & Drink
This man was about to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me
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