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My wife wants to name our newborn son after me

But I don't want her changing my name.

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My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid

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DDB-000076 Family & Relationships

I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.

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DDB-000108 Family & Relationships

My son threw his milk carton at me.

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