DDB-000376 Family & Relationships
I called out to my daughter in her room and said I had an antique to show her.
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DDB-000377 Food & Drink
The guy at the convenience store was showing me how to fill a cup with the slushy machine.
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DDB-000378 History, Politics & Religion
What knight can put you to sleep?
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DDB-000379 Food & Drink
Any allergies?
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DDB-000380 Animals & Nature
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
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DDB-000381 Everyday Life
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
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DDB-000382 History, Politics & Religion
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
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DDB-000383 Health & Body
My doctor told me, "Your patella measures 2.54 cm."
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DDB-000385 Everyday Life
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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DDB-000386 Food & Drink
What did the butter say to the bread?
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DDB-000387 Food & Drink
A piece of string walks into a bar…
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DDB-000388 History, Politics & Religion
I am shocked that the secret service allowed someone to..
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