DDB-000389 Work & Money
I think i may get fired from my concrete pouring job. Did a huge driveway, but underestimated how much concrete i needed and it came out all rough and the customer was not happy.
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DDB-000390 Work & Money
Told my boss I needed a raise. Three other companies are after me.
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DDB-000391 History, Politics & Religion
Why does Donald Trump use his ears to aim his golf swing?
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DDB-000392 Health & Body
When's the best time to call your dentist?
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DDB-000393 Food & Drink
What did the apple say to the orange?
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DDB-000394 School & Language
After weeks of research I have concluded which words in the dictionary aren’t spelled right.
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DDB-000395 Places & Travel
Know why it’s expensive for vultures to fly commercial?
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DDB-000397 Food & Drink
What do you call a gambler that doesn't eat meat?
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DDB-000398 Science, Tech & Math
I was going to go to the scale museum...
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DDB-000399 History, Politics & Religion
Why did Donald Trump take a bullet to the ear?
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DDB-000400 History, Politics & Religion
What do you call the only woman eligible to change the constitution?
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DDB-000401 Pop Culture & Music
Do you know why Bambi was the cheapest Disney movie to make?
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