DDB-000534 Health & Body
I was born with a 3rd hand attached directly to the outside of my shoulder muscle. I can't be mad though.
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DDB-000535 Places & Travel
If Russias founder's name would've been Yuri...
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DDB-000536 History, Politics & Religion
I used to be attracted to all kinds of people, then I fell in love with my priest.
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DDB-000537 Family & Relationships
I read my daughter Peter Pan recently and she asked if I wish I never grew up.
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DDB-000538 Animals & Nature
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey we've a drink named after you"
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DDB-000539 Health & Body
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
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DDB-000540 Everyday Life
I wore tighty whities for a short time before switching back to boxers.
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DDB-000541 Pop Culture & Music
When I was on vacation in Barcelona I was surprised to find that the hotel had an in-house doctor. I
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DDB-000543 Family & Relationships
My wife wants to name our newborn son after me
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DDB-000544 Pop Culture & Music
What's Beethoven's favorite food?
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DDB-000545 Animals & Nature
If I told you a sheep could give birth to baby goats
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DDB-000546 Everyday Life
I like to keep a ruler under my bed
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