DDB-000739 Pop Culture & Music
Who said "Life is like a bouquet of flowers. You never know what you're gonna get"?
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DDB-000740 Family & Relationships
My gf borrowed $100 from me. After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
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DDB-000741 History, Politics & Religion
I warned my son about telling political jokes.
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DDB-000743 Pop Culture & Music
When I first think of the 80s, I think of a boom box
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DDB-000744 Food & Drink
I wanted to be the first to share a joke about vegetables. Sadly, I was too slow.
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DDB-000746 Pop Culture & Music
What kind of music do elves listen to?
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DDB-000747 Family & Relationships
What has four arms and four legs?
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DDB-000748 Everyday Life
I was going to make a joke about furniture...
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DDB-000749 Everyday Life
Why did the belt go to jail?
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DDB-000750 Everyday Life
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once...
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DDB-000752 Animals & Nature
What are two keys that will NEVER ever open any doors?
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DDB-000753 Work & Money
My boss yelled at me the other day, "You've got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
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